I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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