so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
no you cant smoke seaweed
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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