YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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