Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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