found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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