I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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