Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
