he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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