Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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