summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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