i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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