On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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