He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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