Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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