who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
