OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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