Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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