Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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