I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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