There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
