they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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