she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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