Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you would pick up someone in the library
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize