Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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