How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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