I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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