So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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