***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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