Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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