My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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