his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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