How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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