I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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