i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We had sex on a dog bed..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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