How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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