nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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