Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
A bitchslap is in order.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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