i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
