That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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