'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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