help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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