batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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