i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
only you would photoshop your dick
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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