please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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