we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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