At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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