i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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