U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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