Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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