did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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