Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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