think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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