dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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