It's Friday. Sex?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Shame - the story of my life.
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