it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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