What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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