Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
